Since the web’s inception
So much has gone amiss
A simple online visit
Sucks you into the abyss
In pursuit of knowledge
Google’s the new guru
And when you have a question
Sometimes Quora has a clue
Twitter’s full of hashtags
While Facebook finds your friends
Pandora plays your music
Amazon delivers trends
I need to take a break
Be free of my Wi-Fi
To say it would be easy
Would be nothing but a lie
My friends yell “GET OUTSIDE!”
My butt feels like a log…
“I’ll be there in a minute! —
— Once I’m finished with my blog!”
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