An eclectic mix of life, art & fiction

  • P.I. Jane

    P.I. Jane

    I’ve been in Portville for 48 hours now, and I’ve spoken with every member of the ladies auxiliary club – and several of the town’s anti-club citizens as well.    The only thing that I can say at this point, with… Read More

  • The Main Suspect

    The Main Suspect

    Oh wow. I cannot believe this. Ingrid came by Leo’s and told me that Deborah’s flying in. What a trip. I haven’t seen that dame in years.  Seems the Portville “busybodies club” has it in for Ingrid, and she’s enlisted… Read More

  • Dirty Little Secrets

    Dirty Little Secrets

    I just heard about Yvonne Lusk from Portville… she’s been missing for a week now? What a tragedy! I’ve never met the woman, but her husband Jimmy and I go way back.  He and I did a few transactions together,… Read More

  • The Pastry Chef

    The Pastry Chef

    I’m so furious!  Bernadette told me what Ingrid said… that I’m a suspect in Yvonne’s disappearance? Why!? Because I’ve been taking sweets to Jimmy? That’s rubbish. I’m sure she failed to mention that I am a pastry chef. That’s right.… Read More

  • Another side of the Story

    Another side of the Story

    Megalomaniac. That’s Ingrid for you. She always has to be in control. It’s gotten worse since Yvonne disappeared. Some of us call her Ingrid “Holmes” Meister, because she thinks she’s “Sherlock” or something. We’re all worried about Yvonne, mind you, and… Read More

  • The Town Gossip

    The Town Gossip

    What do “I” think happened to Yvonne? Well, I’ll tell you what I think. A lot of women around here have been itching to get with Jimmy, and a couple of those ladies are awfully sketchy. Take Delores DeLorean. Yvonne wasn’t… Read More