Tag: writing

  • P.I. Jane

    P.I. Jane

    I’ve been in Portville for 48 hours now, and I’ve spoken with every member of the ladies auxiliary club – and several of the town’s anti-club citizens as well.    The only thing that I can say at this point, with complete certainty, is… “These people are nuts!”  I wouldn’t blame Yvonne one iota if she…

  • The Pastry Chef

    The Pastry Chef

    I’m so furious!  Bernadette told me what Ingrid said… that I’m a suspect in Yvonne’s disappearance? Why!? Because I’ve been taking sweets to Jimmy? That’s rubbish. I’m sure she failed to mention that I am a pastry chef. That’s right. I own the County’s prize winning bakery, and I deliver my delicious treats to a…

  • Another side of the Story

    Another side of the Story

    Megalomaniac. That’s Ingrid for you. She always has to be in control. It’s gotten worse since Yvonne disappeared. Some of us call her Ingrid “Holmes” Meister, because she thinks she’s “Sherlock” or something. We’re all worried about Yvonne, mind you, and we want to find her as much as everyone else, but wouldn’t it be better…

  • The Town Gossip

    The Town Gossip

    What do “I” think happened to Yvonne? Well, I’ll tell you what I think. A lot of women around here have been itching to get with Jimmy, and a couple of those ladies are awfully sketchy. Take Delores DeLorean. Yvonne wasn’t even gone two whole days before that woman started taking food to Jimmy. What a…

  • The Mystery Unfolds

    The Mystery Unfolds

    “Over my dead body!!”  That was the very last thing that I heard Yvonne say. And the last time that I saw her before… well… before I didn’t.  She was coming out of Leo’s Diner at the time. Her husband Jimmy kind of runs the place there. Those two were always fighting, so it didn’t…

  • Everywhere I go…

    Everywhere I go…

    …There I am. I ran, and I ran, As far as I could.I ran from the bad,In search of the good.But wherever I went,It would always still be.The one that I ran from…Turned out to be me. I was attempting to go back to simplicity, but the darkness in this image looked a little too…